Monthly Archive for April, 2009

Yes, I peeled a lemon.
That was a life-goal of mine, y’know.

A little while ago I realised that I’d never seen a peeled lemon before.
You see them chopped in half and sliced and all that; but never peeled.
It became some sort of mission.
I must peel a lemon!
Yeah, like that.
And so I did.

The sun began to shine when it was done.
And I did in fact feel a bit more fulfilled afterwards.
It’s not a feeling often experienced these days.
A peeled lemon looks kind of like an orange.
Only yellow.
And it’s more of an oblate spheroid.
And that’s only a small fraction of how exciting my life is.
I have a couple more goals to complete.
One involving Desolation.
The other is an impossible task involving A Mirror.
But I’ll do it anyway.